“This isn’t what you think. Seriously. I’ve been at this game for awhile. I believe I’m pretty smart. You know, like I can’t be outwitted. But, okay, just this once I see this stupid thing, just dangling there. And I went for it. And damned if it didn’t get stuck in my mouth. And now this idiot holds me up like some trophy. Just to be clear though, he didn’t catch me. I caught me.”